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Omg! Girl squeal!!! I BOUGHT MY WEDDING DRESS TODAY!
While on a long walk around the city, I dropped in on a vintage consignment shop to do some wedding dress investigations. I was sweaty, stinky, and not at all in the mood to try anything on.
And there it was.
On the wall.
It called to me. I introduced myself and it said, "I know who you are. I am your wedding dress."
Tried it on, and suddenly I was transformed from a stinky mess into the princess of the world.
Steve's eyes are going to roll from the sockets bleeding and set on fire.